Cheap Bitches

Have you been living under a rock?  Do you need sunglasses? No?  So you know H&M just released (and sold out) their Lanvin collaboration right?  With lots of ruffled cocktail dresses with exposed zippers, metallic men’s shoes and over embellished T-shirts. They’re sold really well on ebay. Of course if you were an influential fashion … Continue reading

The Gay’s Gaze

Yesterday I was on a train, minding my own business when a gaggle of girls got on. You know what they’re like, super generic, college aged girls, loud, obnoxious, blah.  Kinda like these girls: I severely read one of them.  I updated my Facebook profile about this, and here’s what I wrote: On the train, … Continue reading

Conversating: Eva Mendes, Romantic Colonialism, Sex Work, Old White Ladies

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Involuntary Kegels

There are some things that I don’t do well with. Bad art.  Stupid people.  Height. Only one of them results in me doing a fierce kegel exercise for an extended period of time.  What’s a kegel? So yeah.  I don’t do well with height. Check this out: Not clenching yet? Try this: You can thank … Continue reading

The hierarchy of prejudice.

The It Gets Better Project was started by Dan Savage as a response to the rash of suicides in September 2010 that were attributed in part or in entirety to bullying of LGBT youth in schools.  The project basically invites anybody to make a video and post it on YouTube as a kind of message … Continue reading

Married to the wrong idea

The mid-term elections took place today and lots of interesting things happened.  Most important of all, I finally tasted the McRib.  That would be this thing down here: We got to McDonald’s because my dear friend Brian went and tried to vote and realized, at the polls that he wasn’t registered.  So to soothe his … Continue reading

Strictly Dickly – That’s what she said.

When you’re a faggot like I am, people seem to assume that you spend most of your life obsessed with cock. I find this very offensive. I spend ALL my life obsessed with cock.  Size, shape, color, texture, smell, taste, and if you do it right, sound.  The way cocks feel in my hand, between … Continue reading

On Glee and Sexytimes

Today images from November’s GQ went round and round the web. Images of three actors from uber wholesome Glee being uber unwholesome, shot by (surprise, surprise) Terry Richardson. Actually, correction, that’s just Lea Michelle and Diana Argon being unwholesome and Cory Monteith looking like he’s scored some but also looking a bit bemused. See: Let’s … Continue reading