Nomad Hoarders

Sometimes I feel like I want to look like someone just ate an Upper East Side (New York, I’m not referring to Pasir Ris in Singapore) thrift store and took a big, hot steaming shit on me.  All of it, just hanging off my already gigantic body. And then, I saw this, Liu Wen (yay … Continue reading

Lessons from 2010

It wasn’t an easy year for me, but there were many thing I learned.  I hope I remember them moving forward.  Hence this blog posting. ABOUT ART The celebration of effort frequently results in a celebration of mediocrity. Authenticity is not excellence. It is possible for something to be completely over. Experience is not a … Continue reading

Grotesque Engorged Obfuscation

Celebrity Fat Club

This is a big one.  I believe in value. We’re coming to the end of the year which also usually means the end of the (fashion) winter, soon, stores will be stocked with bikinis mocking the cold and the obese. I’ve said it before and I will say it again, I love the very cold … Continue reading

Elevated Utilitarianism

Thinking that the DADT repeal was going to happen soon,  I was shopping at an army surplus store as I tend to, looking at combat pants in XXL and XXXL and I just kept thinking that those pants would be so great if they were completely covered in sequins.  Sparkly, combat pants in a hunting … Continue reading

Humbling

a+b=?

Months ago, Julianne Moore attended the London premiere of her awful lesbian movie, The Kids Are Alright. The dress is a version of this one from Lanvin’s SS 11 collection: This random slamming together of disparate elements can make some really beautiful things.  Marco Annelli official photographer for Marina Abramovic’s The Artist is Present captured … Continue reading

Conversating: Eva Mendes, Romantic Colonialism, Sex Work, Old White Ladies

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Grapefruit Friday

Whenever you see a Lady Gaga costume this weekend, think about an internet meme. I have named these posts for Yoko Ono’s Grapefruit, which changed my life.

Grapefruit Friday

(After Gillian Wearing) Think of something about yourself that you want to share. It should be the following things: 1.  It could get you in trouble outside a private space. 2.  Sharing would bring you pleasure. 3.  Others learning it could shock them in a way that you find delicious Write this in a thick … Continue reading

Granny panties

Imagine this for a moment.  You’re a fag, in the army (this is not a DADT commentary) and you know you’re into fashion.  Your mother is a home economics teacher, but she really doesn’t want you to sew and would prefer you handle her sewing machine as much as you handle her clitoris.  And most … Continue reading